liamdryden
rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

sleepingbeau-ty

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

upallnightogetbucky

theperksofdefloweringawall:

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
.

Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

oh my god france has the biggest muslim population IN EUROPE

ive been studying french for 6 years and at the oral exam i have to do at the end of the year we have to talk about an intrinsically french issue

one of the recommended issues is “the difficulties in the life of a muslim girl in france”

thats how muslim France is 

gabriels-gal

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

ambereyedwolfchild

oswinstark:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

blairtrabbit:

thethiefandtheangel:

I don’t know if this has been fandom-noted or not by now. But I was working on a gifset, and I just wanted to pause and point out Newt’s little music center on the left there. (Click the image to view a somewhat larger version) I’m seeing a classical piano covered with sheet music, a keyboard, a guitar, a mic, possibly an amp, and bongos. From the novel, we know that Newt comes from a family of musicians, so it’s not surprising to see all this there.

Aw, I wonder how many complaints he garnered from Hermann for rocking out. (I wonder how many were from the bongos alone)

Everybody sit back a minute. Just…sit back and consider the Shatterdome setup. From what I’ve read and ascertained any given Shatterdome is an inpregnable fortress usually only reachable by helicopter or perhaps boat. If you are lucky a Shatterdome may be on an inlet instead of an island so you could get a bit of foot traffic right? I’m just setting the scene here so bear with me. 

So In the movie we saw those giant helicopters bring in the kaiju samples and they had to be brought down in an enormous freight elevator and pushed into the lab by multiple people Pain in the ass. We also saw from Mako’s room that people generally have some stuff..yeah but its easy to carry. Knick Knacks..books.

Newton Geiszler has been for some undisclosed amount of time. Dragging an entire piano around with him. A PIANO IS NOT A THING YOU JUST HAVE CASUALLY LYING AROUND A MILITARY ORGANIZATION.

Newt had to have that thing flown in or put on a boat and TAKEN OUT TO HONG KONG.He probably at some point was pushing that (most likely) atonal old piano through crowds of people in a busy hallway. Forced PPDC military to help him lever it down a step he missed. Hell! I bet Aleksis Kaidanovsky has moved that piano like eight times.How much time and resources have been wasted so he can…what? Think? Relieve stress? He couldn’t have just used a PORTABLE KEYBOARD? WOULD THAT NOT HAVE THE RIGHT SOUND YOU FUCKING HIPSTER? WERE THE ACOUSTICS NOT RIGHT?

 Can you imagine the acid burns on that thing? That piano is probably covered in Blue renmants. Someday that piano will be ON DISPLAY IN THE SMITHSONIAN. Along with Hermanns Chalkboards and like…I dunno Raleigh’s giant sweater. It will be sitting there in an exhibit called “SHATTERDOME STORIES: HOW WE WON THE WAR.” EXHIBIT B: NEWTS FUCKING PIANO.

This just sums up his character in a nutshell doesn’t it? Stacker must put up with this so much he can’t believe it sometimes. He’s trying to win a goddamn war and he keeps getting requisition forms for piano wire or some shit.

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS. NEWT YOU UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLE.

Well during the first word war there was a piano that got moved around the trenches in Armentieres

and at the end of the second world war a british regiment looted a baby grand piano from the Japanese embassy in Berlin and shipped it back to the UK where to this day it is still in their officer’s mess.

So the tradition of lugging a piano to very inconvenient places is an old and noble one!

Everyone sit back and give appreciation to the Art Department for Pacific Rim that thought up and then implemented all this shit