Saturday, July 26, 2014

fallontonight:

Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

(Source: rodenlove)

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

kerolunaticat:

falloutmoi:

kerolunaticat:

Shut up Loki, I’m your mother and I do what I want!

This get slog shirt has become a thing, let’s make it an even bigger thing

Thank you!

kerolunaticat:

falloutmoi:

kerolunaticat:

Shut up Loki, I’m your mother and I do what I want!

This get slog shirt has become a thing, let’s make it an even bigger thing

Thank you!

supersoldiers:

sam introducing himself like, hi im the falcon and this is my loyal sidekick captain america u prob havent heard of him it’s ok

(x)

(Source: narvaezes)

tylerbroakley:


It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.

tylerbroakley:

It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.

cocoabarnes:

queerhawkeye:

the best way to start reading marvel comics it’s to just say “fuck it”, pick up whatever and then spiral down into a pit of despair and superhero feelings

#just start where ever #cause they all end up in the same place #pain and sorrow

mylifeaspeach:

trustmytantrums:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM

Romania.

mylifeaspeach:

trustmytantrums:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM

Romania.

jackdonaghy:

excuse me 

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

(Source: memewhore)

nunsnroses:

There is never a bad time to listen to arctic monkeys. walking to class sadly? arctic monkeys. feeling lonely and unattractive? arctic monkeys. getting undressed for bed? surprise you’re now doing a strip tease. this is the power of the monkeys